Being injured is giving you think. Do not worry I have fire extinguishers at home in case I get smoke from the head.
And this afternoon I have been reflecting on the great truths of life. For me they are 4, I'm going to have yos:
1) All brides call you Chunk. Is innate in the human female, you're thin or call gordi're fat. Be Asturias, Galicia, Catalonia, Madrid ... they do not care, gordi word escape them at some point in your relationship.
2) Indeed, all mothers are a heavy. They will tell you it's because you care about, but that is a lie. What are this is the job of being a mother, when you are born automatically to your mother wakes you hormone worry and then fine fuck friend. The only thing you can do is leave home to avoid having to endure.
PS: I love you mama ...
3) If I've talked to mothers and girlfriends, now it's the Time to grandmothers. Whatever you do, be like you, and even if your grandmother is blind, the first thing you do after you with kisses typical grandmother will tell you: "Majo that these thin, eat a little more than you are staying in the bones . Grandmothers who have mania that fatten! There are now no longer have the pleats and the flab, but chocolate bars and buttocks rather hard.
4) And finally the greatest truth ever told, "If it stings when you lie your ass when you get up you smell the bad finger." No coments ...
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